My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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