When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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