That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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