My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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