Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
