then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Alive.
So much puke
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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