Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
