i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Fuck appropriateness.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm having to shit out rocks
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