Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Randomize
