but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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