So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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