Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
40s are totally the cure
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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