I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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