he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So apparently I’m into choking now
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