If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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