Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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