yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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