we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
