we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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