Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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