You really coming over, don't trick.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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