I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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