Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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