Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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