I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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