he wants to bone in the snuggie
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He has the fingertips of a God
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