It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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