I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way