soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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