This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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