North Korea, Best Korea!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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