Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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