oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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