So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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