you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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