Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
