But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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