It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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