hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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