i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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