"it" just moved
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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