To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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