Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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