R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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