And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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