We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She just used a chaser for red wine.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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