Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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