I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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