Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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