i permit you to call me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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