hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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