Need sex. Gaining weight.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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