He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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