Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Never underestimate the power of titties
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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