I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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