remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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