I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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