My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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