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We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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