With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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