How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
